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Joke of the day!

BOSS- Hey! Im going to Delhi!
WATCHMAN- No sir. I saw that the flight will be hijacked. Please dont go!
BOSS- NO! What are you saying!
*Watchman talks to him so as to waste time.
BOSS- Oh! I should hurry up!
WATCHMAN THINKS- He will not reach!
*Boss misses his flight and comes home and watches news channel.
BOSS- Watchman!
WATCHMAN- Yes sir!
BOSS- I have a good and a bad news!
WATCHMAN- OK Sir. Proceed.
BOSS- The good news is that you saved my life and here is some money.
WATCHMAN- Oh thankyou! And the bad news?
BOSS- You are fired! How can you dream without sleeping? You slept the whole night instead of guarding!

Joke Of The Day!

This is an awesome joke!

Friend- Hey what happened to you? You seem tired.Did somebody beat you?

Man- Its a long story. I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday.

Friend- Then?

Man- She said she wanted anything with diamond.

Friend- All women are the same.... Then?

Man- I gave her a pack of playing cards!

Friend- Shoot!

Answer

He said H20 too. That means H202 which is hydrogen peroxide! This is toxic

RIDDLE ME DEE

Todays Riddle:
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second one says, “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies why?

Magic Hands Trick

This is one of my favourite trick! This trick is fun and best performed with just one or two spectator.

What happens-
 You give your spectator a coin and ask her to hold it behind her back in any hand she closes. You take another coin , hold it behind your back and offer to predict which hand she has put her coin.You both hold out your hands and when your spectator shows which of her hand holds the coin, you show that you are holding your coin in the same hand!




What you need-

• Three small coins of the same type.
• Make sure you are wearing trousers or a long skirt that has many pockets and with a pocket at the back.

What you have to do-

• Place one of the coins in the back pocket. This has to be done in secret before you face the audience.
• Hold out the remaining 2 coins to your spectator and ask her to choose one.Then tell her to hold it behind her back, place it in one of her hands secretly and close the hands to fists.
• Tell her that while she is doing this, You will also do the same with your coin.
• When your hands are behind your back slowly slip your hand into the back pocket.
• Ask your friend to extend both hands. You should do the same. Now ask her to open the hand with the coin. Then you should also open the same hand and then tell that you knew this.

Be Careful!

• If you feel you might get caught then slowly slip the coin into your back pocket.

TRY THE TRICK AND LET US KNOW HOW IT WAS.

Answers for the riddles

Q- WHAT CAN YOU CATCH BUT CANNOT THROW?
A- Cold
Q- HOW CAN YOU LIFT AN ELEPHANT WITH ONE HAND?
A- You will never find an elephant with one hand.
Q- 1~ Which is faster- Hot or Cold? Why?
A- Hot because you can easily catch cold! XD
Q- 2- What has teeth but cannot eat?
A- Comb!
Q- 1- It was a sunny day!! A man lived on the 7th floor. The man was applying oil standing in the balcony. Suddenly he slipped because of the oil stains on the floor and fell down from the balcony. He was not hurt and happily came back to his house. How?
A- Because he used Parachute oil! XD
Q- WHAT ARE THE TWO THINGS YOU WOULD'T EAT AFTER WAKING UP?
A- Lunch and Dinner
Q- Q-I AM LIGHT AS A FEATHER, BUT EVEN THE STRONGEST MAN  CANNOT HOLD ME FOR EVEN 5 MINS.WHO AM I?
A- Breath!

Q-I AM LIGHT AS A FEATHER, BUT EVEN THE STRONGEST MAN  CANNOT HOLD ME FOR EVEN 5 MINS.WHO AM I?

RIDDLE

WHAT ARE THE TWO THINGS YOU WOULD'T EAT AFTER WAKING UP?

Write A letter with your own invisible ink!

You will need-

• A lime
• An old fountain pen
• A cup
• A sheet of white paper
• A source of heat.  Im using a candle

Method-

• Squeeze a lime and collect its juice in a cup.
• Dip the old pen into the juice and write out a secret letter. After writing 4-5 words dip the pen again.
• You cannot read what you have written.
• To read it, hold the letter close to a candle for a minute or so.
• The words will appear in a brownish colour.

Riddle

1- It was a sunny day!! A man lived on the 7th floor. The man was applying oil standing in the balcony. Suddenly he slipped because of the oil stains on the floor and fell down from the balcony. He was not hurt and happily came back to his house. How?

Riddles!!!!!!

1~ Which is faster- Hot or Cold? Why?



2- What has teeth but cannot eat?

HOW CAN YOU LIFT AN ELEPHANT WITH ONE HAND?

RIDDLE

WHAT CAN YOU CATCH BUT CANNOT THROW?

Riddle Time!!!!

Huh can you solve this mystery?

It was a Sunday morning.... The date was 2 nd October..... Mr.Freddy was found dead... He lay in a pool of blood. People were shocked as he had a knife in his hand ( to show that he attempted suicide).
But it was clear that somebody had murdered him! Police came to the site. He questioned some people.
Newspaper boy- I was not there in the house.
Cooker- I was cooking food.
Wife- I was watching T.V (sob)
Child- I was sleeping
Man servant- I went to bar to have some alcohol.
Gardener- It was a sunday! I do not come on Sundays.

Who was the murderer? How?

Shredded Chilli Chicken

Lets make this tasty Chilli Chicken! I love this recipe a lot!!

*NOTE- Automatic cooker or pressure cooker needed.

INGREDIENTS-

• CHICKEN JOINTS- 3/4 kg
• CHILLI POWDER- 1 tsp
• SOYA SAUCE- 2 tsp
• CHOPPED GARLIC - 1 tbsp
• SPRING ONIONS- 1/2 tsp
• SALT- TO TASTE
• GINGER GARLIC PASTE- 1 tbsp
• VINEGAR- 2 tbsp
• OIL- 3 tbsp
• GREEN CHILLIES- 1 tbsp
• CORN FLOUR- 1 tbsp

METHOD-

Clean the chicken and make deep cuts on them. Mix with ginger garlic paste,chilli powder,vinegar,soya sauce and 1 tsp salt.Keep covered in a bowl for 4 hrs at room temperature or longer in the fridge. Remove the pieces from the bowl and place them in the steaming basket and steam for 20-25 mins.

Cool and flake the meat.Heat oil. Fry garlic till brown.Add green chillies and spring onions and fry for 1 minute. Add chicken and salt if needed. Sprinkle with corn flour and fry for 2 minutes. Serve with noodles for fried rice.

Make your own soap bubble

You will need-

• Water
• Sugar
• Soap scrapings
• A slim hollow plastic tube or a wire frame
• A small piece of fine cloth

Method-

Step 1- Put 4 teaspoons of sugar into a glass.

Step 2- Fill the glass with water and stir till the sugar dissolves.

Step 3- Add one teaspoon of soap scrapings and stir until dissolved.

Step 4- Strain the liquid into a cup through the piece of cloth.

Step 5- Make a lollipop wire frame.

Enjoy blowing bubbles....

Question for all!

Lets see..

Q- How many apples can you eat in an empty stomach??

New Year Facts

HERE ARE SOME FACTS! Share facts with us!

1- The most popular New Year Resolution is to lose weight!

2- The first new year eve ball was made due to a ban on fireworks!

3- In holland, they eat doughnuts on new year day because the round shape indicates a full circle of life from one year to the next.

Answers for riddles - 4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11

4- Because it was a plain dosa! XD
5- Sherlock did not mention where the dead body was!
6- Servant. There are no corners for a circle
7- short
8- A tree!
9- meow!
10- telephone
11- keyboard!