Joke of the day!

BOSS- Hey! Im going to Delhi!
WATCHMAN- No sir. I saw that the flight will be hijacked. Please dont go!
BOSS- NO! What are you saying!
*Watchman talks to him so as to waste time.
BOSS- Oh! I should hurry up!
WATCHMAN THINKS- He will not reach!
*Boss misses his flight and comes home and watches news channel.
BOSS- Watchman!
WATCHMAN- Yes sir!
BOSS- I have a good and a bad news!
WATCHMAN- OK Sir. Proceed.
BOSS- The good news is that you saved my life and here is some money.
WATCHMAN- Oh thankyou! And the bad news?
BOSS- You are fired! How can you dream without sleeping? You slept the whole night instead of guarding!