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Joke of the day!

BOSS- Hey! Im going to Delhi!
WATCHMAN- No sir. I saw that the flight will be hijacked. Please dont go!
BOSS- NO! What are you saying!
*Watchman talks to him so as to waste time.
BOSS- Oh! I should hurry up!
WATCHMAN THINKS- He will not reach!
*Boss misses his flight and comes home and watches news channel.
BOSS- Watchman!
WATCHMAN- Yes sir!
BOSS- I have a good and a bad news!
WATCHMAN- OK Sir. Proceed.
BOSS- The good news is that you saved my life and here is some money.
WATCHMAN- Oh thankyou! And the bad news?
BOSS- You are fired! How can you dream without sleeping? You slept the whole night instead of guarding!

Joke Of The Day!

This is an awesome joke!

Friend- Hey what happened to you? You seem tired.Did somebody beat you?

Man- Its a long story. I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday.

Friend- Then?

Man- She said she wanted anything with diamond.

Friend- All women are the same.... Then?

Man- I gave her a pack of playing cards!

Friend- Shoot!

Answer

He said H20 too. That means H202 which is hydrogen peroxide! This is toxic

RIDDLE ME DEE

Todays Riddle:
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second one says, “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies why?

Magic Hands Trick

This is one of my favourite trick! This trick is fun and best performed with just one or two spectator.

What happens-
 You give your spectator a coin and ask her to hold it behind her back in any hand she closes. You take another coin , hold it behind your back and offer to predict which hand she has put her coin.You both hold out your hands and when your spectator shows which of her hand holds the coin, you show that you are holding your coin in the same hand!




What you need-

• Three small coins of the same type.
• Make sure you are wearing trousers or a long skirt that has many pockets and with a pocket at the back.

What you have to do-

• Place one of the coins in the back pocket. This has to be done in secret before you face the audience.
• Hold out the remaining 2 coins to your spectator and ask her to choose one.Then tell her to hold it behind her back, place it in one of her hands secretly and close the hands to fists.
• Tell her that while she is doing this, You will also do the same with your coin.
• When your hands are behind your back slowly slip your hand into the back pocket.
• Ask your friend to extend both hands. You should do the same. Now ask her to open the hand with the coin. Then you should also open the same hand and then tell that you knew this.

Be Careful!

• If you feel you might get caught then slowly slip the coin into your back pocket.

TRY THE TRICK AND LET US KNOW HOW IT WAS.

Answers for the riddles

Q- WHAT CAN YOU CATCH BUT CANNOT THROW?
A- Cold
Q- HOW CAN YOU LIFT AN ELEPHANT WITH ONE HAND?
A- You will never find an elephant with one hand.
Q- 1~ Which is faster- Hot or Cold? Why?
A- Hot because you can easily catch cold! XD
Q- 2- What has teeth but cannot eat?
A- Comb!
Q- 1- It was a sunny day!! A man lived on the 7th floor. The man was applying oil standing in the balcony. Suddenly he slipped because of the oil stains on the floor and fell down from the balcony. He was not hurt and happily came back to his house. How?
A- Because he used Parachute oil! XD
Q- WHAT ARE THE TWO THINGS YOU WOULD'T EAT AFTER WAKING UP?
A- Lunch and Dinner
Q- Q-I AM LIGHT AS A FEATHER, BUT EVEN THE STRONGEST MAN  CANNOT HOLD ME FOR EVEN 5 MINS.WHO AM I?
A- Breath!